When they first came to me with this notion of ‘barking in the face of madness,' I said, “What? Are you fucking nuts? … they’ll crucify us!”

They assured me that Dred One Consulting Ltd.  was 100 percent behind this.  DredOne® is a registered trademark and our ‘mallards are linear.’

I pointed out that this was ‘Big Chemical Concerns’ whose shoes we would be pissing on. Further I suggested that if we were successful and became a proper nuisance,  I could be,.. disappeared to a gulag in the Czech republic.

They reminded me that I loved Europe, all such things were completely expensible, and that I wouldn’t believe the mileage that I could collect for being chained-up in the bilge of a tanker ship, provided I could say that it was business related. To this I said, “Do you think that I would do such things as a hobby?” They pointed out that I had, had friends in the FLQ and that cultural preferences could in fact be subjective. Realizing that there was no debating a group of marketing experts with a hot idea, I clarified the fact that they were post-FLQ-Marxists, most of whom were dead. The reality that ‘I hung with’ these people strictly because they were fun-loving intellectuals with good access to narcotics and after-hours clubs seemed irrelevant now. DredOne.com became a reality, and I was its fucking president.  Talk about your 'three against a thousand.' Saddle-up boys, we’re gonna show those fucking thousand which end of the cactus to grab when pulling it out of their asses!

Our Mission.

The purpose of our efforts and expense is to do that, which the tobacco industry (who has forsaken us), was unable to do.

It is our hope to re-normalize smoking in all forms in all places.

Our comic T-shirts (and other products) can temporarily fill the void created by the unthinkable act  of advertising ban done by tyrannical-democracies. 

The statement and implications (double and triple intention) of our slogans are well crafted to maximized objection to present or future abuse.

To Be Clear.

We are:

    PRO-SMOKING.

    ANTI-ANTI-SMOKING

    SATIRICAL OF HYPOCRACY AND LOGICAL CONTRADICTION.

These fuckers are going to get me killed,.. and i'll have noone to blame but myself,.. for going along with it!

                                                                                       Doc.